by YOUR HEAD DYKE IN CHARGE
This morning at midnight Hawaii officially became the 17th state/district to legalize marriage equality. To everyone who worked on this effort we say, “Mahalo!” You may have been the last to join the union, Hawaii, but you’re certainly not the last to this party.
Straights, you might be asking yourself, what does this mean for me? DESTINATION WEDDINGS, of course. We gayz love a good pricey wed-cation, too. For those of you already living in Hawaii, we imagine not much will change. You’ll buy wedding gifts instead of civil commitment ceremony gifts. For those of you not living in Hawaii, it’s time to activate those double miles on your Capitol One card.
Yes, yes, this is great for marriage equality and the whole gay agenda thing as a whole. But really, I think the most important take away here is beach weddings. I mean, who doesn’t dream about this?