by DAVE FUMAROLA
Dancing with the Stars regulars Derek Hough and Mark Ballas have just purchased $1.275 million home together in the Hollywood Hills, as originally reported by TMZ. The house features a huge walk-in closet, numerous skylights and a luxurious master bath with his and his sinks.
Hough and Ballas are both reportedly heterosexual and just “best buds”, but when consider the fact that they’re both ballroom dancers and Derek Hough’s gay face, you have the makings of a loving couple. Seriously, Hough may have been romantically linked to Cheryl Cole and Shannon Elizabeth, but does that mean he was putting his penis in their vaginas or that he was carrying their bags while shopping? Just come out already, Derek. You assert yourself as straight way too much for someone who actually is.You’re not convincing ANYONE, except for maybe your half-wit sister.
Congratulations to the adorable couple! You might want to get to work on renovating that house – some of the finishes look a bit 1980s. Maybe you can build a bath house at home and avoid the need to go out?
Derek Hough just wants to please everybody; plain and simple. He and I have had that in common. We share a toxic, homophobic society at best, and the poor guy just wants to pass completely as straight to have peace and love all around him and deflect the hate and condemnation. Why wouldn’t he want everyone to love him? Been there, done that. I hope Derek has been honest with himself. He is quite charming for a general audience; but (holy shit) buying the house with his handsome and sexy buddy is the dead giveaway, and I wish as a public personality he would have the courage to publicly acknowledge that he is queer, too, just like some of us. Hugs to you, my gifted friend; I weep for you. You are gay as a Christmas tree like me and lots of other responsible and good people.