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Derek Hough and Mark Ballas Buy Home in Hollywood Hills
by DAVE FUMAROLA Dancing with the Stars regulars Derek Hough and Mark Ballas have just purchased $1.275 million home together in the Hollywood Hills, as originally reported by TMZ. The house features a huge walk-in closet, numerous skylights and a luxurious master bath with his and his sinks. Hough and Ballas are both reportedly heterosexual … Continue reading
Scouting Aaron Rodgers’ Next Beard: GTSA’s Pre-Draft Odds and Analysis
by YOUR HEAD DYKE IN CHARGE Now that he’s officially denied any homo-status, Aaron Rodgers needs to start scouting for a beard. With the first round of the play-offs right around the corner, GTSA has done the legwork for him. Before you throw your money away taking Carrie Underwood in the office pool, do yourself … Continue reading
UPDATE: Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Denies Gay Rumors
by YOUR HEAD FAG IN CHARGE The star quarterback of the Green Bay Packers likes to pack it in a tight end, according to an unnamed source. It’s alleged that Rodgers engaged in a romantic relationship with Kevin Lanflisi, Rodger’s roommate, personal assistant, and self-proclaimed Justin Bieber fan. Well well, hunky Mr. Rodgers, welcome to … Continue reading
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